My garden is becoming dangerous! Please, I need experienced gardeners to come investigate why my plants are attacking people and nip this in the bud… I’m not as spry as I used to be and I can’t handle this on my own. I’ve got cookies and milk waiting for any willing to help!
A threat has been put upon my family on shore as my enemies bear down upon me at sea! In the name of all that matters, I bid any brave-hearted adventurer available come posthaste to prevent harm from befalling my family back home. May your gods grant you speed.
They attacked my carriage, stole my treasure, and took off with my daughter! Help me catch those kidnappers and thieves!